We have these awesome things called analytics programs. They track everything, as long as you give them a cookie )that's how it works, right?(. Or maybe they give you a cookie. Either way, no one is licking my cookie dough spoon but me' Get your mind out of the gutter. As far as I can tell, everyone is telling us to be more active in social media. And I agree.

The Google Shopping vertical and me have a distinctly love hate relationship. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it rivals my relationship with Cold Stone creamery. I love what they do to my mouth, but not to my ass. Wait. That sounds bad. Oh look, broken ice. Seriously, if you didn't laugh, you'll want to turn back now. It only gets better.