Here at reddit, we like to make a big deal about April Fools Day. In years past, we've ██████ ed forbidden words, given the site a horrendous rebranding , and even made everybody an admin . Of course, those all turned out to be hoaxes. This year, there won't be any deception. In fact, we're going to announce our prank three days in advance. It's a new service we'd like to call "reddit mold", and it's going to be a real thing.

We've come a long way since our distress call two months ago. These days, reddit's firing all all cylinders in more ways that I care to provide citations for, and it's thanks, foremost, to all of you. Your support has not just come not just in the form of reddit gold subscriptions, but also some really nice care packages. As you can see above, nobody on team reddit is going to need to buy mac-and-cheese for approximately the next eight and a half years.

There's been some recent speculation about what it looks like when the reddit admins get together, and we wanted to set the record straight: On an unrelated note, there have been some dirty rumors that we've been spending all our time playing ping pong instead of working on the site. They are completely unfounded.